Today, I have broken my all time record for consecutive days alive! Well, today I’m 64 years old. Wait a minute, 64????? The big six four?? How did this happen? Who is responsible? Someone must be punished! Um, wait a minute. That would undoubtedly be God. The Almighty. I was just kidding about the punishment … More I Broke The Record!!
I once dated a woman who’s kid flunked kindergarten. How do you flunk kindergarten? You take bad naps? … More Stupid is as Stupid Does!!