I Feel Alive!!!

I have gout again, and I love it! Your foot swells up and every step feels like you’re walking on a broken foot. I’ve heard that ‘at least when you feel pain, you know you’re alive’. Um, I know I’m alive because I still have to pay taxes. I’m gonna track that guy who said … More I Feel Alive!!!

She Did It!!!

If I'm ever murdered, a one armed woman in Nebraska did it. I’ve never met or heard from her but my gut tells me it's her. Wait a minute, I just burped and the feeling is gone. Carry on. I’ve mentioned before that we watch a lot of crime movies and tv shows. In the … More She Did It!!!

I’m Bulimic???

I used to date a bulimic girl. I met her at a bachelor party; the cake came out of her. Dating is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get. Every person is unique and that can be good or bad. We never know how the person was raised and … More I’m Bulimic???