These days I sign all important documents with an EpiPen. At my age, most documents I sign have something to do with my ultimate demise and my EpiPen package says it can save my life. Thank you, EpiPen. EpiPens are really strange looking gadgets. I’m supposed to take one with me wherever I go. The … More Give Me Back My Pen!!!
“If I played football I could never be the center because I’m ticklish.”. ~Comedian Keith Stubbs Congratulations to our nephew Brax Hammond for helping his team make it to the Mini Bowl again! (They’re version of the SuperBowl) Sorry for the Seizure. I’m sure that was not part of the game plan. I was … More Am I Crazy??? Yes???
I’ve mentioned that I used to date a really ridiculous woman. The one who’s kid flunked kindergarten. How do you flunk kindergarten, take bad naps? I took her to a movie. I got popcorn and I got her M&Ms. She immediately started throwing out the brown ones. I asked her why and I swear she … More No Soup For You!!!
Normally, I don’t worry about MSG at a Chinese restaurant. I worry more about CAT. … More Chinese Food!