One of my grand children was looking at a magazine and said to me, “Look grandpa, it’s a frikin’ elephant.￼￼” Stunned, I asked him what he said. He said it again, “It’s a frikin’ elephant!” I was about to scold him when I took a good look at the magazine article and sure enough he … More A frikin’ elephant!!!
I was at the Post Office last week. The person at the window next to me asked the clerk, “What do I need to do to change my address?” He said, “Move.” For the longest time I followed in my Dad’s shoes (not really, his would be way too small) and moved to a different … More I Gotta Get Out Of Town!!!
We moved into a nice house last year and Heather furnished it with furniture as we could afford it. The delivery truck was pulling into the driveway, with the final piece. “Finally, she said, I’ve been waiting twelve years for this!” One of the guys said,”Don’t blame me, lady, I just got the order this … More You’re Late!!
I have moved so many times, I tell people I’m in the witness protection program. According to Ask.com, the average family moves every 5 to 7 years. At least I’m above average in something. In fact, I’ve shattered that average. Just in this 18 year marriage, we’ve moved 11 times. It’s like we’re in hiding. … More Nobody Move!
I think that even when bees move to a new hive, they get a house “swarming party”. I’ve never lived in a place long enough to have a house “warming” party. … More I’m a Vagabond!
Every time the neighbors begin to start getting to know me, I tell them I’m in the witness protection program, so they should probably keep their distance. … More Moving Your House!