You’re Late!!

We moved into a nice house last year and Heather furnished it with furniture as we could afford it. The delivery truck was pulling into the driveway, with the final piece. “Finally, she said, I’ve been waiting twelve years for this!” One of the guys said,”Don’t blame me, lady, I just got the order this … More You’re Late!!

Nobody Move!

I have moved so many times, I tell people I’m in the witness protection program. According to, the average family moves every 5 to 7 years. At least I’m above average in something. In fact, I’ve shattered that average. Just in this 18 year marriage, we’ve moved 11 times. It’s like we’re in hiding. … More Nobody Move!