I went to the credit union where Heather works and told the teller I wanted to open a joint account. “No problem”, she said. “Heather will be on the account?” I said, “Oh no. Pick anyone who has a lot of money.” At least I thought it was funny. Wouldn’t that be cool? Just join … More Anyone??? Are You Kidding Me???
A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He put a worm in a glass of water and another in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. “All right, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?” “Well, Dad, if you drink alcohol, you won’t have worms.” … More What Happened to Mom???