I was at the Post Office last week. The person at the window next to me asked the clerk, “What do I need to do to change my address?” He said, “Move.” For the longest time I followed in my Dad’s shoes (not really, his would be way too small) and moved to a different … More I Gotta Get Out Of Town!!!
Years ago, a bank got an 800 number and the last seven digits were just like mine. I kept getting calls from their customers, so I asked them if they would change their number. They refused. So I said, “OK, when your customers call I’m going to tell them their loans are paid in full”. … More You Have The Wrong Number!!!
I have moved so many times, I tell people I’m in the witness protection program. … More Witness Protection Program!