My knucklehead friend is not computer savvy. He called a tech who asked, “Ok, now which lights are on?” My friend said, “Let’s see, the kitchen, the office, of course and the refrigerator; that thing is on 24/7.” Some people just don’t understand computers. I understand that if they’re elderly, although my Mom has it … More The Lights Are On, But… You Get It.
We took Heather’s Mom to brunch. It was magical and by that I mean they had a guy doing table magic. I asked him how he did a trick and he said, “I could tell you but I would have to kidnap you, never to return.” I said, “I understand. Could you tell my Mother-in-law?” … More I’ve Been Kidnapped!!!
My Mother-in-law came to our house last week. She got there about 5 pm so my wife told me to ask her about dinner. I said, “So Mom, have you already had dinner or do you want to go home and eat?” Heather was really mad. I thought it was funny. I am blessed to … More Dinner At My House?? No!!
A woman went to the police station to report her husband missing. She said she tried calling and texting but got no answer. She gave them his picture. The officer said he’s sure they’ll find him. She said, “Great! When you do, please tell him that my mother didn’t come after all.” I think most … More Where Is He?????
Heather’s birthday is coming up soon. Last year I asked her what she wanted. She said, “Nothing would make me happier than a Cuisinart!” So I got her nothing. Bad move. Taking what people say literally can be very dangerous. Especially your wife and/or mother in law. Each have a tendency to be pretty sarcastic … More I’m Such An Idiot!!!
My computer took a nose dive and wouldn’t work any more. I couldn’t afford a mother board, so instead I got a mother in law board. It’s a little slower, doesn’t understand some commands and just annoys me. I’m only kidding about my mother in law. She’s awesome. She has always treated me like her … More My Mother in Law Took Over My Computer!!!!
Recently, I have lost most of the ability to taste. I’m not sure what the problem is yet, but at least now I can eat my Mother-in-law’s cooking. … More You Have Poor Taste, Bud!!