I’ve always wanted to hunker down. I’ve never had the opportunity to do it that I know of￼. What if I did have the opportunity but didn’t recognize it and may not ever have the opportunity again. I’ve been robbed of the experience of hunkering. I’m not sure what hunkering really is. I hear it … More Hunker down!!!
My wife gave me an air fryer for Christmas. I don’t know what fried air tastes like, but it’s free and everybody is talking about these gadgets so apparently it’s delicious! I have yet to use it, but you can cook just about anything that will fit inside. You could probably cook meth in it … More How much does air cost???
Like many others I watch a great deal of true crime shows. And in almost every case there’s somebody who says the prime suspect couldn’t have done it because he didn’t have a mean bone in his body.￼ I have one, it’s the little pinky toe on my right foot. That dude is furious. ￼ … More These bones are mean!!!
I’m at my best when the sun rises at 6:35 and sets at 8:28. Wait a minute, that’s today! This is awesome! It only happens once a year. I’m not sure why that is my best day but there must be something involved with gravity or the pull of the moon, Something like that. No, … More It’s Mayan Day!!!
My landlord is so cool! I told him we needed a peep hole in the front door. He really didn’t want a hole in the door, so he bought a ring bell so I can see everyone who comes to the door before I open it. Now when the cops come for me, I can … More Knock Knock!! I Know Who You Are!!
My son has recently been learning some card tricks and he’s really good! One of them was particularly great. I asked him how he did it. He said, “Dad, I could tell you but then I’d have to make you disappear.” I said, “In that case, can you show it to my mother in law?” … More Where In The Heck Did She Go???
A former mother in law, as her daughter was leaving, told me that she ‘broke her back’ and ‘worked her fingers to the bone’ trying to make a home for me and my children. Saying that I was unaware because each of those would have required immediate medical attention was apparently the wrong approach. You … More Ouch!!!! That Had To Be Excruciating!!!
We played the Christmas version of ‘Clue’ this year. My Mother-in-law killed the Christmas dinner, in the kitchen, with the oven. Just kidding. She didn’t even touch the holiday dinner. We’ve learned that the hard way. One year, she took the turkey out of the oven and I swear it cried out for help. This … More Get A Clue!!!
Last night Heather said, “I think we’re a good couple.” I told her that I do too, then asked her what prompted to say that. “She said, I was thinking about stabbing you a couple of days ago but decided not to.” Yikes! Is this what it’s come down to? They should just go ahead … More I Love You For So Much For Allowing Me To Live!!
Before we got married, we had dinner with Heather’s parents. She told me that her Mom is opinionated and mean. I assured her I could stand up to her. I didn’t and Heather wanted to know why. I said “It got to the point where I was more afraid of the flying monkeys looming outside … More Flying Monkeys????