That’s Gross!!

I went into a restaurant one morning and ordered breakfast. I said, “I would like two eggs very runny, hash browns and toast burned as much as possible and cold coffee”. The waitress said, “Don’t be ridiculous. We don’t serve food that way”. I said, “That’s weird. You did yesterday”. Have you ever sent food … More That’s Gross!!

You Got What???

My idiot friend (everybody has one) came running into the store where I was picking up a few things. Out of breath, he said, “Dude! Someone just stole your car”! I asked him if he got a good look at the guy. He said, “No, but I got the liscence number”!    Yeah, that really … More You Got What???