We recently took our car in for service. When I went to pick it up, the service manager had locked the keys inside and was working hard to get the drivers side door unlocked. Just for giggles, I tried the passenger side and it opened. I said, “Hey, it’s OK, this side is open”. The … More It’s the Other Side, You Idiot!!
I went into a restaurant one morning and ordered breakfast. I said, “I would like two eggs very runny, hash browns and toast burned as much as possible and cold coffee”. The waitress said, “Don’t be ridiculous. We don’t serve food that way”. I said, “That’s weird. You did yesterday”. Have you ever sent food … More That’s Gross!!
My idiot friend (everybody has one) came running into the store where I was picking up a few things. Out of breath, he said, “Dude! Someone just stole your car”! I asked him if he got a good look at the guy. He said, “No, but I got the liscence number”! Yeah, that really … More You Got What???
Yesterday, I jumped in a cab and said, “Follow that car! I’m a Federal Agent!” It was a pleasant night in jail, and I can cross it off my bucket list. All of this nonsense every year about the world ending did get me thinking about whether I need a bucket list. I came … More The End Of The World!!