I told Heather I figured out how take money with me when I croak. “I’ll put a bag of cash in the attic directly over the bed and then grab it on my way up to Heaven.” She said, “Good plan, but I think you should put it in the basement.” I think there can … More Who Says You Can’t Take It With You????
I saw an interview with a MLB player. The reporter said “You make a lot of money but have yet to give to a charity”! “Do you know my Mom is very sick? My brother can’t find a job? My sister’s husband left her penniless? I dont give them money so why would I give … More I Can’t Give To Charities!!!
A friend of mine got a text from his former fiancé. “Dear John, I made a dreadful mistake in breaking up with you. I can’t eat, sleep or think of anything but you. Will you please forgive me and take me back”? Love, Terri. “Oh, and congratulations on winning the Power Ball!” To much or … More Everlasting Love… Wait a Minute!!!