“Open wider,” said my dentist, then he said “Good grief! You’ve got the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen… the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen.” I said “Hey! I’m scared enough without you repeating that.” “I didn’t!”, he said. “It was the echo.” I really need to see my dentist again. My checkup is long overdue. … More Yikes! Stop Saying That!!!
Breaking a pinky toe by having someone stomp on it is a very painful experience. I kept getting bills and I guess I got a little out of line with the mailman. I hope he can get back to work soon. Yesterday, I stubbed and broke my right pinky toe – just after it healed … More Someone Call a Tow Truck!!!
I lost a tooth. I told my dentist to put one in that matches the other ones. He gave me a tooth with four cavities. ~Rodney Dangerfield I recently had knee replacement surgery. While I began the recovery process, which is pretty tough, I got a get well card with five personal get well … More Seriously? Who??
My grandparents went to the dentist. Grandma said, I need a tooth pulled fast because we’re late for a party. No Novocain and no gas. Let’s just pull it, pay and go. The dentist told her he was very impressed and asked which tooth needed to come out. She said to gramps, “Get over here … More This Won’t Hurt a Bit!!