When my wife was in labor, they had a magician go around to try to distract the Moms. I asked him how he did a card trick. He said “I could tell you but I’d have to kidnap you, never to be seen again. I said, “Actually, my mother-in-law demands to know!” As I sit … More What Is It Already???
Heather said I could have whatever I wanted today. After consideration, I decided that our house will now be called a compound. I’ve always wanted a compound and now I can act more strangely than ever because everyone who lives in one is expected to be bonkers. The best part of Fathers Day is being … More Every Day Is Father’s Day!!!
I asked my grandson if he knew where we lived. He said, “At the airport. When we want you, we go get you. Then, when we’re done with your visit, we take you back to the airport”. Sound logic. A child’s perspective is so interesting. When you travel across the country, it seems like you’re … More I Love Our Grandkids!!
This Just In: A small, single seat Cessna airplane crashed into a cemetery in Kentucky. The pilot was not hurt, but police have found 92 bodies so far. They will resume their search today. I don’t know why Kentucky is such an easy target. The state seems to be a magnet for Southern ridicule, which … More Kentucky Derby!!!
Grandchildren are God’s reward for not killing your own children. Let’s face it. Kids, no matter how much we love them, can be more than a challenge, especially as they grow into the teenage years. The thought of throttling them must be squelched, no matter how strong. All it takes is to remember … More Here’s Your Reward!!
This jus in: a single seat Cessna airplane crashed into a cemetery in Kentucky. The pilot was not hurt but police have found 92 bodies so far. The search will resume today. I don’t know why Kentucky is such an easy target. The state seems to be a magnet for Southern ridicule, which is … More I’m Afraid To Fly!!
This Just In: A small, single seat Cessna airplane crashed into a cemetery in Kentucky. The pilot was not hurt, but police have found 92 bodies so far. They will resume their search today. … More I’m Trapped in a Cemetery!!
Despite the popular theory, men are very understanding. We understand that if we don’t listen and do what our wives want, we’re going to be in big trouble. … More Road Trip!
