I Keep A Minister And A Divorce Attorney On Retainer!!!

I should have known my first marriage was over when I opened a Christmas present from my wife and it was luggage.    Marriages are very difficult to navigate for long periods of time. I’ve gotten better at it, but navigation through the unknown is risky, at best. Just ask the skipper of the Titanic. … More I Keep A Minister And A Divorce Attorney On Retainer!!!

Where Is He?????

A woman went to the police station to report her husband missing. She said she tried calling and texting but got no answer. She gave them his picture. The officer said he’s sure they’ll find him. She said, “Great! When you do, please tell him that my mother didn’t come after all.” I think most … More Where Is He?????

Spike This!!

A guy left the front door open so a repairman could get in while he was out. His instructions: The bulldog is really easy going unless provoked. BUT DON’T TALK TO THE BIRD!! The dog was fine, but the bird kept talking. He finally said, “Shut up”! The bird said, “Get him, Spike”! I’ve watched … More Spike This!!