I can’t believe you think I would do something like that! – said every liar and cheater ever. The obnoxious phrase, ‘Methinks thou doth protest too much’ deserves a throat punch to the speaker within two seconds after the words are uttered. Still, there is something that rings true in all of its irritating narrative. … More I Can’t Believe You Would Do That!!!
My brother is dyslexic but when we were kids he didn’t know it because his name is Bob. I’m not kidding you, this kid was a mess. We had to start calling him Fred, well Derf so he could get it. He’s still messed up. Last week he called me at three in the morning! … More I Think I’m Cixelsyd!!!