I hate falling down the stairs. I guess I’m supposed to dislike that￼. ￼What would it mean if I really liked it? it’s not so much the falling that hurts so bad, it’s mainly when you hit the floor at the bottom of the stairs. So I think from now on I’m going to fall … More Look Out Below!!!
There’s really no need for a wall to protect our borders. In fact, the real answer is so obvious and simple. Fill the line of demarcation with border collies. Duh, they’re already trained. You’re welcome. Look, I don’t think the wall is really a bad idea. We need to protect the border in some way … More Don’t Build The Wall!!!!
I once got a post card from my estranged wife, letting me know that she was having a great time on vacation in Mexico with her new boyfriend. I sent back one that read, “I’m happy you’re having such a good time. It will really ease the pain of your house burning down.” Heh, heh, … More I’ll Get Even With You If It’s The Last Thing I Ever Do!!!