Tomorrow, I’ll be 61 years old. There are 3 things that indicate I’m getting older: 1. loss of memory 2. I’ve heard it said that getting older is not for wusses. I used to firmly believe it. I still believe it, but nothing about me is firm anymore. A lot of people kind of give … More I Can’t Remember!!!!
Today’s blog will focus on forgetful… Wait a minute, blog? What blog? I don’t even think that’s a word. I’ll figure out…
I witnessed two elderly ladies at a restaurant yesterday, talking about their memories. “I’m getting so bad, yesterday I was at the top of the stairs and couldn’t remember if I had gone up or was about to go down.” The other lady said, “Well, luckily my memory is perfect, knock on wood.” She knocked on the table, then looked startled and said, “Who is it?” … More I’m Losing My Mind!
I have many wonderful memories; I just can’t think of any right now. … More I’ve Lost My Mind!
I have short term memory loss, which is really cool. There’s no such thing as reruns on TV, I can buy my own birthday presents and still be surprised when I open them, and this year I hid my own Easter eggs. … More I Can’t Remember!
My best friend told me that onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I hit him in the nose with a whole cantaloupe. I think I need a new friend. … More Friends!
In a church bulletin: Weight Watchers meeting at 7 PM. Please use large double door at the side entrance. … More Crazy Stuff!
The happiest man on earth has to be the son of the $590,000,000 lottery winner in Florida last year. The least happy? The nice lady who let her go ahead of her in line. … More I Am Rich!
I avoid the word “hello” completely. It is almost always the last word spoken by murder victims on TV and the movies. If I were ever in that situation, I think I would say, “Hey, Jason, we finally found this guy. Let’s kill him!” … More Hello?
I hate time. It causes my clothes to shrink. … More Yikes! My Clothes Shrunk!