I potty trained my kids to go in the neighbor’s house. When my kids were little and my cooking skills consisted of opening a wrapper, we dined at Mickey-D’s a lot. Quick, easy, inexpensive and happy kids. Who knew that we were also destroying their health? When we would arrive at McDonald’s, the kids’ job … More McDonald’s Daddy!!
When my daughter was little her grandparents came over to our new house. They asked her how she liked it. She said, “I love it! I have my own room, Eric has his own room, but Mommy is still stuck with Daddy”. The truth is that to this very day, I sleep in my … More She’s Stuck!!!
I ordered a “pair” of glasses and the scheisters only sent one!I called them about it but they just said, That’s a good one, laughed and hung up om me. If I had ordered a pair of champagne flutes I’m pretty sure I would have received two. Its the same way with scissors. … More I’m So Angry!!
This just in: McDonald killed the Burger King in a fight over Wendy. Five Guys saw saw it happen. So today is the day. The big launch! McDonalds officially starts serving breakfast all day! Yay! But what can you actually get? You’ll be able to get the Egg McMuffin, all of the other … More What?? No Hashbrowns???
What do you get if you play McDonald’s Monopoly 30 Days Straight? A Heart Attack and a clown suit. … More Seriously? 1948????
I drink so much coffee, it keeps me awake at night. It gives me the shakes. Why is it that nothing from Columbia ever slows you down? … More National Crash Day!!
Breakfast at McDonalds is like a breath of fresh air, except fresh air won’t eventually kill you. … More Breakfast Can Kill You!
If the eyes are truly the windows to the soul, I’m going to put blinds on them. I don’t need people looking in there. … More Windows to the Soul!
I’ve heard people say, “Don’t get your nose out of joint”, which makes me wonder if some people get arthritis in their nose. … More Arthritis in Your Nose??
In my mind, Fruit Loops sound like the happiest of all circular shaped cereals. … More Breakfast!