Whenever I see a beautiful sunrise I think,’What’s the big deal?’ I’ve seen thousands of them and there’s gonna be another one tomorrow. In fact since I’ve been alive the sun has risen approximately 23,107 times. I say approximately because I spent a little time in Alaska and in Calgary, Alberta where the sun didn’t … More Beautiful Sunrise??? Bleh!
A few years ago, Heather and I took a trip to Maui. On the way to the airport, I said, “The pictures of the condo look great but I wish we could take our counter tops”. She’s said, “You’re weird, ya big goof. Why”? “Because that’s where the tickets are”. The trip that we had … More You’ve Got To Be Kidding Me!!!
I was on a flight last year that encountered a lot of turbulence. I mean a lot. The plane was very unstable. The flight attendents offered everyone a free adult beverage. When they got to the guy next to me he said, “Give me whatever the pilot is drinking”! We’ve probably all encountered some … More What Is The Pilot Drinking??
I think I’m going to buy an RV and pay extra to make it amphibious. That way, if I want to go to Hawaii, Aruba, any beautiful island, I can just drive there. Or, I could buy a boat. … More Aye, Matey!!