I’m a happy go lucky kind of guy and people often ask me, Jerry, don’t you have any concerns? Of course I do, just like everyone else. Like I’m concerned that a hoard of Brazilian bull frogs with zip guns will attack me at dawn. It’s not impossible and therefore I’m concerned. I’m concerned that … More I’m Deeply Troubled!!!
In order to go to Mars, I have to come up with a lot of money. I’ll need millions so maybe I’ll start a ‘go fund me’ account that will last for 20 years. On the day of departure I’ll just tell Heather I’m going for some milk. I know I’ll be 80, but it’s … More I’m Going to Mars!!!
Recently, I took a bus to a doctor appointment. I was sitting on a newspaper left behind. A guy pointed to the paper and said,”Are you reading that”? I said, “Yes I am.” Then I stood up, turned the page and sat down again. Sometimes we ask or say some of the most ridiculous things. … More How Can You Read That???
I think I’m going to apply to join the Mars Colonization group. The adventure! The thrill! The… Wait, what? Are you kidding me? $40,000 per bag? I’ll have to wait for Southwest to go there. As you were. … More Mars Attacks!