Back in my single days, I had a gym membership. One day I saw a woman that I really wanted to impress. I asked one of the trainers which machine I could use to impress her. He looked me over and said, “I would try the ATM across the street.” Men and women will do … More Very Funny, You Jerk!!!!!’
Last night someone broke into our house and among other things, stole our toilet! Yes, the toilet! We are working with the police to find the culprits but we have nothing to go on. (insert rim shot) Nobody likes to talk about toilets but to me they are very interesting. There are so many designs, … More Seriously??? The toilet???
People are living longer as time passes. This is not a good thing. The problem is that the maladys that plague the elderly haven’t moved. So, we can count on 10 extra years of soft food, diapers and not being able to hold a conversation because we can’t remember a thing. … More I Hope I Croak Before 90!!!