Get Away From Me!!!

I never know what to do when I meet someone who I’ve always wanted to meet, so I instantly make deep eye contact with them for uncomfortable periods of time before speaking. I’m convinced that they’ll never forget me. I have 47 restraining orders to prove it. Bill Murray is someone that I have always … More Get Away From Me!!!

Thank You So Much!! Wait A Minute, That’s Not My Kid!!

Carol was reading a newspaper, while her husband was reading a magazine. She said, “Listen to this, There’s an ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket”! She asked, “Would you trade me for a season ticket”? He said, “Absolutely not. The season is half over”. Be careful … More Thank You So Much!! Wait A Minute, That’s Not My Kid!!