I had an uncle who, when my aunt said she was going to ‘put on her face’, said “I hope it’s not the same one as yesterday.” I said I HAD an uncle. The service was lovely. I love the fact that my wife doesn’t wear any make up. She really has a natural beauty. … More Stop Making That Face!!!
A woman had a heart attack. She saw God and asked if her time was up. God said, “No, you have another 43 years to live.” With her new lease on life, she decided to have a face-lift, liposuction and a tummy tuck. After healing, she was crossing the street and was hit by a bus. She asked God, “I thought you said I had another 40 years! Why didn’t you save me from that bus?” God replied, “Girl, I didn’t recognize you!” … More Solid Foundation!!