We spent 10 1/2 hours in the car yesterday going to get out new dog, Shiloh. Ten hours! I don’t know which hurts more; my tush, back, knees… I’m a wimp. When I was a comedian I drove all over the place and still had a spring in my step. Well apparently the spring broke … More Everything Hurts!!!
Is it really possible to roll over in your grave? It seems to me that bodies are packed in pretty tight. No, I’m pretty sure of it. Not enough room. Oh, plus the guy is dead. What a strange thing for someone to say and yet we hear it all the time. “You’re Daddy would … More He’d Roll Over In His Grave!!!!!
We took Heather’s Mom to brunch. It was magical and by that I mean they had a guy doing table magic. I asked him how he did a trick and he said, “I could tell you but I would have to kidnap you, never to return.” I said, “I understand. Could you tell my Mother-in-law?” … More I’ve Been Kidnapped!!!
I once paid two police officers $150 to have my boss arrested in front of 300 people and the company’s senior management. Turns out it really wasn’t a good idea. His response to me? “You better not even go to sleep”. He and I were in the middle of a “gag war”, which is … More Are You Nuts???