There is only one thing in my life that I’m sure of, and that is the love of my wife. Oh, and God. Um, my kids and grandkids love me too. Plus I have to pay taxes. And my dogs love me too. Ok, there seem to be lots of things I’m sure of. Life … More It’s A Sure Thing!!!
I always hear people say, “He threw me under the bus”. That doesn’t make sense. I’ve tested it on three different people now and it’s so much easier to push them in front of a moving bus. Plus bonus, it’s really easier on the back. People say the craziest things. In matters of love, we … More Wow! That Hurt!!!
My Mom was a very special person. One of those people who are willing to sacrifice most anything for her children. The kind of Mom who was there for you no matter what. We could always talk to her and she would listen, even if she may not have the answer. She was always available. … More Faye Mabbott – A Tribute To My Mom
Before we got married, we had dinner with Heather’s parents. She told me that her Mom is opinionated and mean. I assured her I could stand up to her. I didn’t and Heather wanted to know why. I said “It got to the point where I was more afraid of the flying monkeys looming outside … More Flying Monkeys????
We took Heather’s Mom to brunch. It was magical and by that I mean they had a guy doing table magic. I asked him how he did a trick and he said, “I could tell you but I would have to kidnap you, never to return.” I said, “I understand. Could you tell my Mother-in-law?” … More I’ve Been Kidnapped!!!
A married couple is lying in bed on the eve of their anniversary. He says to his wife, “I’m going to make you the happiest woman in the world”! She said, “I’ll miss you”. Heather and I will have been married for 18 years tomorrow. Really? It sure doesn’t seem like that long. At … More 18 Years???
A guy was in a cemetery kneeling over a grave. He was crying and yelling, “Why did you have to die? Why”? A woman tried to comfort him. She asked the man for whom he was grieving. The guy said, “My wife’s first husband”! You know I make a lot of jokes about marriage. … More Love Bites!!
