I think it would be cool if refrigerators had a scale attached and they would only open if you have lost some weight.￼ For thinner people, it would scan you and open only if your BMI was within acceptable range. I would love it! Chubby guys like me wouldn’t be able to eat the left … More On a scale from 1 to 10…!!￼
I learned something very important yesterday. Never yell, “Can we talk about the elephant in the room?” at a Weight Watchers meeting. The say I can come home once the swelling in my brain subsides. First off, I am the last one in the world to point out someone who struggles with their weight. Lord … More I’m Not An Elephant!!!
Yesterday I received an invitation to the very exclusive Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte patch. Who knew? It’s underground so it’s impossible to find. I was taken there while blindfolded and left by the side of the road to find a ride home. It was well worth it all to get a fresh Pumpkin Spice Latte. … More Starbucks Drinks Don’t Grow On Trees, Ya Know!!!!
At a store last week the cashier was having a bad day. The register ran out of receipt tape and then she dropped a roll of quarters. My order was $22 even and I was trying to calm her down. I said “Well that’s around figure.” She said, “Yeah, well you’re not so skinny yourself.” … More Hey, Watch It, Lady!!!!