A woman went to the police station to report her husband missing. She said she tried calling and texting but got no answer. She gave them his picture. The officer said he’s sure they’ll find him. She said, “Great! When you do, please tell him that my mother didn’t come after all.” I think most … More Where Is He?????
My Father once told me I would amount to nothing. I argued with him that wasn’t true. I went to law school, became an attorney then went on to become a successful politician. It was only then I realized he was right. Of all the things my parents wanted me to become, I think the … More A Lawyer Walks Into A Comedy Club…
At a party, everyone kept bugging a doctor to get his opinion about their symptoms. He asked a consultant friend, “How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?” “Simple,” said his friend, “I send them a bill. That stops it.” A few days later the doctor got a bill from the … More You Can’t Do That!!!
As a lawyer had just been pulled over, he got out of his car when a semi hit the open door and ripped it right off. “My Beemer!”, screamed the lawyer. The cop said, “You haven’t even noticed that your arm is gone too!” The lawyer screamed, “My Rolex!” … More Here Comes The Judge!