Who Cut It Up???!!!

Last night I dreamed that the floors in the house were all overgrown with grass. I’ve been known to sleepwalk and my wife was really mad this morning when she found the carpets shredded and the lawn mower in the kitchen. I can’t be held responsible for what I do in my sleep. Who knows? … More Who Cut It Up???!!!

He Did What???

I found my neighbor passed out on his porch. I revived him and asked him what happened. He said, “My son opened the garage door but instead of pulling the car out and driving away, he came out with the lawn mower and cut the grass”. It’s so much easier to mow the grass today … More He Did What???