My friend Steve really needed a new laptop for college but he also wanted to ‘pop the question’ to his girlfriend. He took her to dinner and surprised her on one knee with a beautiful engagement ring. Then he asked, “Megan, will you do me the honor of buying me a new laptop?” I don’t … More No! I Won’t Marry You!!!
My knucklehead friend is not computer savvy. He called a tech who asked, “Ok, now which lights are on?” My friend said, “Let’s see, the kitchen, the office, of course and the refrigerator; that thing is on 24/7.” Some people just don’t understand computers. I understand that if they’re elderly, although my Mom has it … More The Lights Are On, But… You Get It.
I’ve been searching for a Smart TV on my Smart phone, but I was contacted by the FCC, who said that someone with my IQ can only have one Smart item at a time. time. Smart TVs seem so awesome! You can stream programs directly to your TV without having to use an external source. … More One Brick Shy of a Load!!
What do you give to the man who has everything? Simple. Penicillin. Its kind of like the joke where a man goes to the doctor, not feeling well. After tests, the doctor told the man that he had so many illnesses that he needed to be quarantined and fed a steady diet of pizza. … More The Pressure is On!!