I’m Getting Mugged!!
February 15, 2015
I think if I were being mugged, instead of yelling “Help!”, I would yell, “Free Donuts!” because who doesn’t love a free donut? … More I’m Getting Mugged!!
Tag: Krispy Kreme
Friends!
June 11, 2014
My best friend told me that onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I hit him in the nose with a whole cantaloupe. I think I need a new friend. … More Friends!
Crazy Stuff!
June 10, 2014
In a church bulletin: Weight Watchers meeting at 7 PM. Please use large double door at the side entrance. … More Crazy Stuff!
I Am Rich!
June 9, 2014
The happiest man on earth has to be the son of the $590,000,000 lottery winner in Florida last year. The least happy? The nice lady who let her go ahead of her in line. … More I Am Rich!
Hello?
June 8, 2014
I avoid the word “hello” completely. It is almost always the last word spoken by murder victims on TV and the movies. If I were ever in that situation, I think I would say, “Hey, Jason, we finally found this guy. Let’s kill him!” … More Hello?
Yikes! My Clothes Shrunk!
June 7, 2014
I hate time. It causes my clothes to shrink. … More Yikes! My Clothes Shrunk!
Law and Order!
June 6, 2014
Finally, a show we can relate to here in Utah: Law and Order, SUV. … More Law and Order!
Ugly Turtles!
June 5, 2014
I wish I were a turtle. Especially the larger ones. They live for a very long time, they never have the stress of house hunting and they are really ugly but everyone says they’re cute. … More Ugly Turtles!
Television Providers Stink!
June 4, 2014
I think it would be funny if a TV provider went to a restaurant and the maitre d’ told him he would be served sometime between 7 and 10. … More Television Providers Stink!
Television Providers Stink!
June 4, 2014
I think it would be funny if a TV provider went to a restaurant and the maitre d’ told him he would be served sometime between 7 and 10. … More Television Providers Stink!
