I was feeling philosophical once and I took a glass out of the liquor cabinet and filled it half full of scotch. I asked my parents if it was half full or half empty. My Dad said, it depends on whether you’re drinking or pouring. He downed the scotch and left the room. Well played, … More It’s Half Full!! Wait! Half Empty!! Oh, I Don’t Know!!!
Kanye West’s haircut is actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of “Walker Texas Ranger” … More Kanye West Is A DOCTOR??
I was walking along with my “worlds best friend” coffee mug when Kanye West walked up and slapped it outta my hands Screaming “Beyonce is the worlds best friend!” … More Sore Loser – Kanye!!
So the NFL, not satisfied with the millions advertisers pay for the privilege of hawking their wares during the game, is rumored to have decided to make the half-time performers pay to play. I’m thinking of doing it. I just need a few sponsors willing to give me a million dollars. Anyone? … More I’m Doing The Super Bowl Half-Time Show!