I Can’t Dance!!!!

Heather and I were watching one of those dance shows last night. They introduced a new dance called the DC special. All you have to do is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step, side-step, and turn around. I guess I’ll never be able to be a politician because I just can’t dance. … More I Can’t Dance!!!!

Kentucky Derby!!!

This Just In: A small, single seat Cessna airplane crashed into a cemetery in Kentucky. The pilot was not hurt, but police have found 92 bodies so far. They will resume their search today.  I don’t know why Kentucky is such an easy target. The state seems to be a magnet for Southern ridicule, which … More Kentucky Derby!!!