To get his mind off his losing streak at the racetrack, I took my friend horseback riding. He had never done it before and freaked when his horse took off. He yelled, “How do I get it to slow down?!” I yelled, “Bet on it!” I’ve known a couple of people in my life who … More How Do I Stop This Thing???????
This Just In: A small, single seat Cessna airplane crashed into a cemetery in Kentucky. The pilot was not hurt, but police have found 92 bodies so far. They will resume their search today. I don’t know why Kentucky is such an easy target. The state seems to be a magnet for Southern ridicule, which … More Kentucky Derby!!!