I don’t like chickens. They have a strut to their walk which is annoying. This is it in a nutshell. They refuse to tell us the real reason why they cross the road. I think that screams conspiracy. And they won’t tell us which really came first. I say round ’em up and let ’em … More Never Trust A Chicken!! Ever!!
Happy Earth Day! What the heck do you get the earth on its celebrated day? I thought maybe a new ozone layer but do you know how much those things cost? Way out of my price range. I guess just a recycled card. Earth day is ok I guess, but what purpose does it really … More What Do You Get A Planet That Has Everything???
On a snorkeling cruise last week, I was the last one back on the boat. Then I noticed a beautiful woman with me, following my every move. I was flattered until I discovered that she was the lifeguard and needed to be the last one on the boat. I’ve been conspicuously absent for some time. … More What??? She’s Not Into Me???
I woke up yesterday morning and my quads were on fire! I remembered why. Yesterday I did stairs. Yep, walked up 32 of ’em. It’s pretty sad when your muscles hurt after such little activity. I decided enough was enough. In the afternoon while my wife ran on the treadmill, I worked out on the … More Stop, Drop and Roll!!!