I think jurors in murder cases should be chosen based on their astrology signs. That way they could come up with jurors who think similarly and eliminate so many hung jury mistrials. Sure, there would certainly still be some innocent people sent to prison, I don’t know a way to eliminate that problem, except maybe … More And the verdict is…
I have gout again, and I love it! Your foot swells up and every step feels like you’re walking on a broken foot. I’ve heard that ‘at least when you feel pain, you know you’re alive’. Um, I know I’m alive because I still have to pay taxes. I’m gonna track that guy who said … More I Feel Alive!!!
A lawyer was defending a murder case. He said, “The alleged victim will walk into the courthouse in one minute. The jury stared at the door when the attorney said, “See? You were all looking at the door, which proves reasonable doubt!” The jury found him guilty anyway. The foreman said, “Everyone was looking at … More The Jury Said What???
As a lawyer had just been pulled over, he got out of his car when a semi hit the open door and ripped it right off. “My Beemer!”, screamed the lawyer. The cop said, “You haven’t even noticed that your arm is gone too!” The lawyer screamed, “My Rolex!” … More Here Comes The Judge!