After being stuck in a muddy road, a guy paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor. He told the farmer that at those prices, he should be pulling people out of the mud night and day. “Can’t”, said the farmer. “At night I haul water for the hole.” … More Scam!!!
Santa’s not coming to our house anymore. There’s only room for one jolly fat man around here. … More Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree…
A preacher noticed a little boy trying to ring the doorbell but it was just out of his reach. The Rev walks over to help the boy. After he pressed the doorbell, he asked’ “Now what?” The boy turned and shouted, “NOW WE RUN!!” … More Are You Insane??
Recently, I have lost most of the ability to taste. I’m not sure what the problem is yet, but at least now I can eat my Mother-in-law’s cooking. … More You Have Poor Taste, Bud!!
The Girl Scouts announced that they will now sell cookies on line. This is going to be very confusing. Will you have to set your browser to accept cookies? … More Cookie Bytes??
What do you get when you cross-breed BYU football and a groundhog? Six more weeks of bad football! … More Root For Who?? Are You Kidding Me??
I’ve been searching for a Smart TV on my Smart phone, but I was contacted by the FCC, who said that someone with my IQ can only have one Smart item at a time. … More An Idiot Choosing a Smart TV!!
The best thing to do with Thanksgiving leftovers is make sure all of the food is secure in plastic containers, throw all of the containers away and buy new ones. … More Enough with the leftovers already!!
A very happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate today. For my international friends, I hope you are blessed with the time you spend with your family this weekend! See you tomorrow! Jerry
This day is the grocery store version of Black Friday. It gets crazy. Sometimes my wife and I get separated, but I never go look for her. I look for a beautiful woman to you talk to for a couple of minutes because every time I do, my wife appears out of nowhere. … More Thanksgiving!!