A valuable lesson last night. Wait to perform assigned duties. If you make the mistake of doing something without being told, looking for ‘What a great husband’ points, DON’T! It’s a trap! Not only will she ignore it, she’ll just give you another assignment! I don’t know what, why or how the female mind works. … More Get Me Out Of Here!!!!
The people (obviously not everyone) vote in a President who was a reality tv host known mostly for his famous two words; "You're fired!" and we can't understand why he's firing people? Who knows what possesses people to do crazy things? Why did D.B. Cooper jump out of a plane with millions of stolen dollars? … More I’m So Confused!!!
Our garbage disposal is so strong (how strong is it?) Its so strong I use it as a wood chipper. I remember the old days when garbage disposals were only black and white. I recall how excited I was when my Dad brought home the… Oh wait. Wrong item…. What was I talking about? Yes … More Watch Out!!!
On this date in 1975, Jimmy Hoffa disappeared from the parking lot of the Machus Red Fox restaurant in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit. He has never been seen or heard from again, and was declared legally dead on this date in 1982. Isis has taken responsibility. The disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa has … More Where Can He Be???
A man attempted to rob a bank by handing the teller a note. The teller smiled because the guy handed her his shopping list his wife sent him out with. The guy returned home and his angry wife demanded to know why he returned empty handed. He said, “All they had was dough!” … More I Knead The Dough!