Years ago I was walking on a beach at sunset with my girlfriend. She said, “You remind me of the ocean.” I said, “Why, because I look great and I’m romantic?” She said, “No, because you make me sick.” Sometimes complete honesty is overrated. In fact, it can really hurt some people. Imagine if (as … More You Make Me Sick!!
I think it would be funny if Jeff Goldblum was placed on the “no fly” list. I can hear it now. “What? This is outrageous! Don’t you know who I am????” TSA agent says, “We know exactly who you are. You’re the fly, now bend over “. The Fly was a really good remake, and … More Jeff “The Fly” Goldblum
New twist on an old joke. If you watch Godzilla vs. King Kong backwards it’s about two monsters who forget their differences and build a city.Very similar to playing some country songs backwards. The guy stops drinking and gets his wife back. Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to rewind portions of our … More Time Warp!!!
I wish Ford made a car called a mansion. That way, entertainers who live in their cars, could rightfully claim that they live in a mansion. … More You Can Live In A Mansion!!
There’s nothing like a good, fresh bagel to start your day. Plain, Asiago, with cream cheese.. So many varieties. I wish I liked them. … More I Chipped My Tooth!