I Can’t Breathe!!!

The worst job I ever had was working on the Paramount Studio lot. I and three other guys were commissioned to remove the insulation off of three giant boilers. There are no windows in that place a and we weren’t given masks to wear And it turns out it was all asbestos, which we breathed … More I Can’t Breathe!!!

The Joke’s On You!!

When I was doing a recent comedy gig, somone handed me a note from a member of the audience. The only word written on the note was “IDIOT”. I showed the note to the audience and said, “There are people who write letters and forget to sign their name, but this is the first time I’ve seen someone sign their name and forget to write the note”. … More The Joke’s On You!!