My wife and I were discussing who would portray our characters if a movie was ever made about our lives. I said George Clooney. She said, “In that case, I’ll play myself”. I think a lot of people play that game. We try to pick the best, albeit grossly exaggerated, star. I don’t want to … More George Clooney?? Not Fair!!
“I saw an ad in a magazine that read, ‘Lose weight without diet or exercise’ That pretty much leaves disease”. ~ David Letterman … More Say It Ain’t So, Dave!!
Karaoke bars combine two of the world’s great evils: People who sh Karaoke ouldn’t drink and people who shouldn’t sing. … More My Ears are Bleeding!
I think it would be funny if one of the networks hired a group of gregarious psychics and do a show called “The Tomorrow Show. … More The Tonight Show!