A few years ago, my wife asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told her all I wanted was an XBOX. Nothing else. When I opened my gift, it was a beautifully hand crafted wooden box with mementos from our first date. it worked out. I got her an XBOX. In the Christmas movie … More I Don’t Want That!!
When I was young, my Grandmother bought me a Jack-in-the-box for Christmas. The stupid thing didn’t work. No matter how hard or fast I cranked it, not one burger, shake or french fry came out. … More Pop Goes The Finger!!
If I were going to bury a time capsule, I think I would include a jack-in-the-box, open, with the lid to the box holding the clown down. When someone opened it, they would probably wet themselves. … More Time Capsule! Drum roll please!!
I witnessed two elderly ladies at a restaurant yesterday, talking about their memories. “I’m getting so bad, yesterday I was at the top of the stairs and couldn’t remember if I had gone up or was about to go down.” The other lady said, “Well, luckily my memory is perfect, knock on wood.” She knocked on the table, then looked startled and said, “Who is it?” … More I’m Losing My Mind!