I’m Losing My Mind!

I witnessed two elderly ladies at a restaurant yesterday, talking about their memories. “I’m getting so bad, yesterday I was at the top of the stairs and couldn’t remember if I had gone up or was about to go down.” The other lady said, “Well, luckily my memory is perfect, knock on wood.” She knocked on the table, then looked startled and said, “Who is it?” … More I’m Losing My Mind!