Note to self: Never again iron clothes while standing in a puddle of water, naked. The jolt of electricity sent me across the room, where I took out a dining room table leg and two ribs. Oh, and the hot iron made a nice impression on the floor. Plus you can see me on Dateline … More Who Knew THAT Would Happen???
My wife keeps bugging me with the same list of things to get finished around the house. It’s ridiculous. You’d think by this time she’d know I have it memorized. I do a lot of work around the house. Some of it is mandated by my wife while others are volunteered. Every weekday morning, I … More I Have a Photogenically Memory!! Wait, Photogenically? Crud, I forgot the Word!