My 10 year old grandson, Boaz, told my son, Eric, that he wanted a cell phone. Eric asked him why. Boaz said he wanted to be able to take pictures. Eric said, “I’ll get you a camera instead.” Boaz asked,”What’s a camera?” Yikes! We don’t think of those things until they happen. This younger generation … More Say Cheese!!!
We had another power outage! My PC, TV, and DVD player were all down. My cell phone, iPad and laptop batteries were all dead. I’ll be sure that never happens again. So my wife and I talked for a couple of hours. She seems like a nice person. I think most of us are guilty … More I Don’t Even Know You!!!
At Circuit City one day, a guy left his cell phone. I found a contact listing for Mom. I called and told her that her son had left it. She said, “Dont worry, I’ll let him know”. Then the phone rang. A woman said “Marty, you left your phone at a store again”! Sometimes we … More Captain, I Don’t Have The Power!!!
I’ve been searching for a Smart TV on my Smart phone, but I was contacted by the FCC, who said that someone with my IQ can only have one Smart item at a time. time. Smart TVs seem so awesome! You can stream programs directly to your TV without having to use an external source. … More One Brick Shy of a Load!!
My smartphone is like my wife. It wakes me up, tells me what to do all day, lets me know if I’m headed the wrong direction. Plus, sometimes I want to upgrade. See? Only a stupid person would publish that about his spouse. I’m just kidding. I really love my wife. I do … More Yikes! My Smartphone is Making Me Stupid!!
A friend of mine asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. She said, “I’d like to be eight again” On her birthday, it was Coco Puffs for breakfast, then off to the theme park. They went on every ride in the park. Next, McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal. Then to a movie, with popcorn and candy. Exhausted that night, he asked her, “What was it like being eight again?” She said, “I meant my dress size, you idiot!” Even when a man listens, he’s gonna get it wrong. … More What We Got Here, Is A Failure To Communicate!
Yesterday, I was in an Apple store when it was robbed. Police talked to me for quite a while because I was an iWitness. … More Eye Witness!