Jerry Mabbott's Blog

A slightly twisted view of life from a comedian

I’m not that stupid!!!

January 9, 2020

I read online yesterday about a restaurant that charges $.38 for stupid questions. I know! One customer questioned the charge but they showed him the menu and it’s actually on their ‘sides’ section “Stupid questions $.38”. The guy paid for it. How crazy is that? I love it! I wonder how many people get charged … More I’m not that stupid!!!

You’re Ugly!!!

May 22, 2018

I think it’s weird to hear ‘adding insult to injury’. Why would anyone do that? Tell someone who is clearly injured, “You’re ugly and your Mama is fat too.” That’s mean. Give them an ice cream cone. That’s sweet. This would be a clear cut case of bullying. Kicking someone when they’re down is cowardly, … More You’re Ugly!!!