Every time I’m tempted to eat a cheeseburger I hear two voices. One says “Eat the cheeseburger.” The other one says “You heard him, eat the cheeseburger!” It is virtually impossible for me to resist a really good cheeseburger. Who am I kidding, it doesn’t even really have to be that good. Within a five … More I’m So Weak!!!
There are far too many companies out there who’s slogan is “Customer service is our middle….. finger. Yesterday, we went to our local Wendy’s burger joint. As we pulled up to order, the mystery voice asked to take my order. Knowing that my wife likes her burgers without onions and pickles, I said, “Yes and … More Horrible Customer Service!! Why!!
I was talking to my neighbor about our kids. He bragged that one had a bachelors degree in economics, another had a PHD in psychology. I asked about his third child. He said, “Oh, he’s a thief.” I asked him why he doesn’t kick him out. He said, “Are you kidding? He’s the only one … More My Kids Are Better Than Yours!!!
I once worked at McDonald’s. One day the drive through intercom stopped working. The lady heard me, but I couldn’t hear her. Cindy, our manager started messing with it. She finally fixed it and asked the customer if it was better. “The lady said, “No. Now you sound like a girl.” As a consumer, I … More I Hate Drive Throughs!!
I was in the grocery store last week and the new cashier was having difficulty counting back the change. She was very frustrated. My total came to $25 even. I said, “Well that’s a nice round figure.” She said, “Yeah? Well you’re no bean pole yourself”! Some people just shouldn’t work with the public. You … More Who are You Calling Fatty???
A man decided he wanted to be a priest. In order to do that, he had to see the monsignor, who sings everything he speaks. The monsignor sings, “Have you sewn your wild oats”? “Yes”, replied the man. “What is your current prefession”?, sang the monsignor. “I’m a Hollywood Talent Scout”. The monsignor then sings, … More A Star Is Born!!
I walked up to receptionist in the hotel and said, “I’m sorry, but I forgot what room I’m in”. He said, “No problem Sir, this is called the lobby.” If you have ever been to a business, as a customer, and heard the folks talk and laugh about the customer who just left, rest … More Customer Service is our Middle… Finger!
What do you get if you play McDonald’s Monopoly 30 Days Straight? A Heart Attack and a clown suit. … More Seriously? 1948????
Domino’s now has an app where you can just speak your order into your phone. They’re the first large pizza chain who can now screw up your order three ways. … More Extra Cheese???