PETA is once again throwing a fit regarding the ceremony of Punxsutawney Phil to try to spare the groundhog from the stress it gets from the very short ceremony. Seriously??￼￼ ￼They think that a robot should be used instead. That’s ridiculous. Everybody knows a robot cannot predict the weather.￼ Plus, Bill Murray and the gang … More Punxsutawney Phil A Robot???
I still can’t believe that Super Bowl Sunday is still not declared a national holiday. It’s the Super Bowl. It’s the only day named as super. Super Christmas? Nope. Super Christopher Columbus Day? Nope. We could actually have the holiday on Monday which makes sense because people are either hung over or exhausted.￼￼ Plus, all … More It’s not a holiday???
One of my grand children was looking at a magazine and said to me, “Look grandpa, it’s a frikin’ elephant.￼￼” Stunned, I asked him what he said. He said it again, “It’s a frikin’ elephant!” I was about to scold him when I took a good look at the magazine article and sure enough he … More A frikin’ elephant!!!
My wife is trying to impeach me because I failed to clean the kitchen on Saturday. I’m worried that she has enough votes because she has swayed the opinions of the dogs￼. I don’t even think there are articles of impeachment in place in our home, but there’s no doubt who the speaker of the … More I’ve been impeached!!!
We finally caved to the 4K television craze. now I need to figure out what to do with the other 3999 TVs. This is a lot of work. As many of you already know the 4K TV he’s really quite amazing. Watching a movie or TV show that was filmed or taped in high definition … More I have 4000 TVs!!!
Ya’ll know that certain words and phrases turn me into a crazed lunatic which isn’t too far off a stretch. Today’s phrase is “end of story”. Although it is a classic way to end an argument, I think it only works for women. “Whatever” is also a good one. my dad had the best one. … More End of story!!!
I think the only thing aside from my wife I absolutely could not live without is my cell phone. ￼ I think many people are that way. For example, last week I couldn’t find it so I had to take drastic action. I stole my neighbors phone. Now he’ll probably pay it forward and steal … More I Can’t Find My Phones!!!
Last Saturday I put a walkie-talkie in my mailbox and waited for the mail delivery person. As soon as he started to open the door to the mailbox, I yelled very loudly “hang on a second, I’m still getting dressed. “￼ I don’t ￼think I’m going to be getting very much mail any more. ￼￼ … More Someone Took My Mail!!!
I hate my middle name. Despise it, absolutely repulsed by it. Why? Because my parents gave me the middle name of Eldon. You read correctly, Eldon! Seriously? With all of the name choices available, that’s the best they could come up with? I would have preferred something better, like Bernard. Naming the kid should never … More You Named Me What???
If you’ve watched dateline where they investigate a small town murder, you always hear people say “we don’t even lock our doors.”, Here’s a hint. Lock your doors. I mean right now, go and lock your doors. It just seems crazy to me that, time after time, you hear people say “nothing like this happens … More Lock The Doors!!!