It’s so cold, I chipped a tooth on my soup. It’s like a deep freeze here. It’s like Alaska, without the wildlife. Like Russia, without the vodka. Like my wife when she’s really ticked off at me, you know, like when she reads what I just wrote. Alaska is a beautiful place, if you don’t … More Help Me! I’m Freezing!!!
Its so cold here that we have to stop using our silverware. My wife still has a fork stuck to her tongue. Seriously, where do we live, in the Antarctic? I have to wear a NASA space suit just to take out the trash. And its not just the cold. We’ve had a wind … More Its So Cold!!!