I was setting up a joke at a comedy club one night about progress. I said, “We have built a ship to cross an ocean, fast trains to travel across cities, and built planes to fly high in the skies like a bird…” A guy in the audience yelled, “But a man can’t sit on … More We’ve Come So Far, Or Have We???
I think it would be funny when the contestants on “Hunted” who get caught were shot by nerf bullets and paintballs. Right now its just a game of hide and seek with mostly morons who’s cell phones give away their location. Have they never watched “Dateline” or “48 hours”? A burner phone is usually a … More I’ve Been Shot!!!
Valentine’s day is the worst day for men. We have to jump through so many hoops to try to give her what she wants, and even if we get it right, there’s no guarantee we’ll get what we want. You have to buy the flowers. You must buy candy and you must take her out … More Valentines Day Massacre!!!