Words never heard, anywhere: I can’t wait for the next Steve Guttenberg movie! Ok, that’s mean and it’s not his fault. In fact and more to the point, he’s not a good actor, but he ended up landing quite a few juicy movie gigs. That’s great marketing on his or his agent’s part. I’m really … More You Can’t Say That!!!
My Mom was a very special person. One of those people who are willing to sacrifice most anything for her children. The kind of Mom who was there for you no matter what. We could always talk to her and she would listen, even if she may not have the answer. She was always available. … More Happy Mothers Day!!
I was talking to Heather about the tariffs on Chinese products last night. When I was finished, her only response was, “Does this mean we’ll have to pay more for Chinese food?” She’s just a tad sarcastic. Ordering Chinese food for delivery is tricky business. One small mistake and you will have spent 40 bucks … More No Substitutions!!!
A 9 year old boy was hungry for McDonald’s. He was home alone, so he called 911. The dispatcher sent a cop to check on the kid. Along the way, the officer stopped at McDonald’s and bought the kid lunch. I think I’m going to call today and tell them that I’m hankerin’ for Ruth’s … More It Happened Again?? This Is Ridiculous!!!
My friend Steve really needed a new laptop for college but he also wanted to ‘pop the question’ to his girlfriend. He took her to dinner and surprised her on one knee with a beautiful engagement ring. Then he asked, “Megan, will you do me the honor of buying me a new laptop?” I don’t … More No! I Won’t Marry You!!!
When my daughter handed my my 60th birthday card, I looked at her lovingly and said, “Thank you, Cupcake, but just one card would have been fine.” Like most people, I’m astonished at the rate that I’m aging. I’m going to turn 63 in just a couple of months. I know! Everyone tells me that … More I Don’t Need That Many!!!
We just saw Liam Neeson’s latest movie, ‘Cold Persuit’. I won’t spoil the plot for you. I just wish he would star in a movie where someone kidnaps a family member and he can’t get help from the police, FBI or the CIA so he has to track down and kill the guys who did … More You Kidnapped My Family???