I know my current anniversary is February 7th. I never miss it. IPhone reminders are amazing! I Forgot the other three. Why do I want to remember? Because on those days I would so sit around in my boxers and an old stained t-shirt, drink beer, belch a lot and scratch myself. Sure, I’d clean … More Yikes!!! I Forgot My Anniversary!!!
I was talking to my neighbor about our kids. He bragged that one had a bachelors degree in economics, another had a PHD in psychology. I asked about his third child. He said, “Oh, he’s a thief.” I asked him why he doesn’t kick him out. He said, “Are you kidding? He’s the only one … More My Kids Are Better Than Yours!!!
I’m officially announcing my candidacy for President. Obviously, this is an eleventh hour, grass roots effort that will require write in votes. I promise to bring gas prices down to $1.50 per gallon by stopping payments to oil rich countries and harvesting our own natural resources. Gym class for every child in school and all … More When I am in Office…
We’re having our first major snow storm. High winds, slick roads, accidents, power outages. Lots of damage, but nothing compared to the great cheese storm of 1987. Roquefort, Camembert, Cotija, Chèvre,Feta, Mozzarella, Emmental, Cheddar,Gouda, Taleggio, Parmigiano-Reggiano, Manchego, Monterey, Jack… you name it, it fell. Here are some pictures that children drew, in recall of that … More Cheese Storm
Note to self. While minding a campfire, always use something, other than your hand, to move a piece of wood. I would hope that I’m not the only idiot who has done that. I’ve done many things without thinking things through. When I was a kid, I was (still am) obsessed with baseball. My brothers … More Stupid things I do
I wish I’d studied harder in high school.I really wanted to go to the Electoral College. The Electoral College is a good idea, in theory, and is included in the constitution in the 12th Amendment… ” they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, and in distinct ballots the person voted … More Electoral College
I was watching last week’s episode, when it occured to me that the show would not be a success without Kayley Couko. It seems as though every successful prime time show needs a hottie. Think about it. All of the CSI shows, How I met your mother, 2 1/2 men, even Mike & Molly. How … More Big Bang Theory