When I am in Office…

I’m officially announcing my candidacy for President. Obviously, this is an eleventh hour, grass roots effort that will require write in votes. I promise to bring gas prices down to $1.50 per gallon by stopping payments to oil rich countries and harvesting our own natural resources. Gym class for every child in school and all … More When I am in Office…

Cheese Storm

We’re having our first major snow storm. High winds, slick roads, accidents, power outages. Lots of damage, but nothing compared to the great cheese storm of 1987. Roquefort, Camembert, Cotija, Chèvre,Feta, Mozzarella, Emmental, Cheddar,Gouda, Taleggio, Parmigiano-Reggiano, Manchego, Monterey, Jack… you name it, it fell. Here are some pictures that children drew, in recall of that … More Cheese Storm

Stupid things I do

Note to self. While minding a campfire, always use something, other than your hand, to move a piece of wood. I would hope that I’m not the only idiot who has done that. I’ve done many things without thinking things through. When I was a kid, I was (still am) obsessed with baseball. My brothers … More Stupid things I do

Electoral College

I wish I’d studied harder in high school.I really wanted to go to the Electoral College. The Electoral College is a good idea, in theory, and is included in the constitution in the 12th Amendment… ” they shall name in their ballots the person voted for as President, and in distinct ballots the person voted … More Electoral College

Big Bang Theory

I was watching last week’s episode, when it occured to me that the show would not be a success without Kayley Couko. It seems as though every successful prime time show needs a hottie. Think about it. All of the CSI shows, How I met your mother, 2 1/2 men, even Mike & Molly. How … More Big Bang Theory

The Election

I’m officially announcing my candidacy for President. Obviously, this is an eleventh hour, grass roots effort that will require write in votes. I promise to bring gas prices down to $1.50 per gallon by stopping payments  to oil rich countries and harvesting our own natural resources, gym class for every child in school, all taxes will be paid by … More The Election

Cops

I was pulled over yesterday, and I really did learn a valuable lesson. When the officer says “You were going fast”, it’s not good to say “Yeah? Well your Mom is fast.” … More Cops

Health Care

There are so many choices for insurance now. HMO, PPO, HMS… I have IHN. I have none. The last job I had, the premiums were so high, I ended up owing THEM money. No lie. It wasn’t their fault. They did their best with the budget they have. Health care is out of control. Insurance … More Health Care