Debbie’s new husband said, “Honey, now that we’re married mabey you should stop making so many hair appointments.” She said, ”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-husband.” He said, “I didn’t know you were married before!” She said “I wasn’t.” Ouch. He had not yet realized who was in charge. You just … More You Want Me to Quit What???
A friend’s Grandma lost most of her hearing. She went to to be fitted with hearing aids. On her follow up visit, the doctor told her that hearing aids worked perfectly. He asked her if her family is happier now. She said , “I haven’t told them yet. I listen to them talk. I’ve changed … More I Can’t Hear You!!!